Random Hallway Thoughts: Things I Really Hate, Part 1

Hello ladies, gentlemen, and everything in between. For all of you that know me, I hate everything, but somethings I hate more than others. What gets to me the most, however, is things that I can't understand. These piss me off even more because I don't have an general basis for my hatred for them, but I hate them. Oh, how I hate them... some of these include....

1) Bahamians who get insulted when accused of being Jamaican: reasoning behind this is a friend, who is tagged in this note, is constantly barraged with accusations of being from Jamaica. It's all a joke, he knows it but yet he still complains. Oh well.

2) Spelman bitches: self explanitory. If you're from Spelman and you're a bitch, you are a Spelman bitch, and you confuse me to the point of anger.

3) People that can't laugh at comical little one-liners: I got a few people in mind for this one.

4) Black folk afraid of their religion: in the words of Tubesteak, "Fine, we'll worship the Lord by our goddamned selves!" Still, why don't you people just get with the program and praise the Lord if you believe in him?!

5) Nick Cannon: if I have to explain this then you're stupid.

6) Mariah Carey's attraction to Nick Cannon: if I have to explain this one then you're twice as stupid.

7) Crappy one-liners: Hey, I got a joke. Knock knock! Who is there? Shut the hell up, that's who!

8) Shawty Lo: this bastard is "Foolish", talking about "Dey Know" when we don't know shit! "Dunn dunn" my ass, that's just dumb dumb!

9) Why Little Brother is still so underrated: Two classics (according to rapreviews.com) and a third great album. Southern artists with dope beats, dope rhymes, what the hell?

10) Lil Wayne dick riders: make some room for Nivea and Birdman!

11) Soulja Boy's financial success: no wonder the nigga got robbed! It was about principal!

12) Chris Brown and Rihanna (aka the New Ike and Tina Turner): Scenario? Chris: I thought I told your stupid ass to stop running out on me?! Did you run it again?! Bitch! *slap* Rihanna: No, Chris, no, Chris, no! Why...?!

13) How Jay-Z pulled in Beyonce: Scenario again? Jay-Z: hey, if you let me blow up your car you'll be famous-er! Beyonce: okay! *Crazy in Love video, Beyonce in car* Beyonce: Why are the doors locked? Shawn didn't... oh no...! *Jay in foreground with lighter in hand and gasoline trail from him to car. Drops lighter* Jay-Z: Rihanna like a vacuum. You ain't. *Car explodes. Jay starts rapping. Beyonce shows up a second later. JayZ (thought): This bitch is a zombie!

14) Hot dogs versus hot dog buns: the eternal question. Consolt Bulletproof Monk for further details.

15) Why has there not been a collaborative album between Percy Miracles and Randy Watson?: More than likely because Miracles choked on a chicken bone and Watson still hasn't come back. I guess the greatest love of all ISN'T inside of him.